(I guess right now you’ve got the last laugh)… (A’ guess rai’ nao yiuv’ gat de las’ laf)

I’m sorry if I seem uninterested… A’m sorry ifay siim aninterested
Or I’m not listenin’ or I’m indifferent… Or a’m nat lis’nin’ or a’m indif’rent
Truly, I ain’t got no business here… Tshruly, a’ ein’ gat no bisness ji-er
But since my friends are here… B’ sins ma’ frends ar’ ji-er
I just came to kick it but really… A’ yias’ keim tu kiket bat riily
I would rather be at home all by myself not in this room… A wuud ratder bi at joom ol ba maself nat in dis ruum
With people who don’t even care about my well-being… Wuitd pipol ju don’ iven ker abao’ may wuel-biin’
I don’t dance, don’t ask, I don’t need a boyfriend… A’ don’ dens, don’ asc, a’ don’ niid a boyfren’
So you can go back, please enjoy your party… So yiu can go bak, plis enyioy yior pa-ry
I’ll be here, somewhere in the corner under clouds of marijuana… Ayl bi ji-er, somwuer in de corner ander clauds of marihuana
With this boy who’s hollering I can hardly hear… Wuit’ dis boy jus jolerin’ a’ can jardly jiir
Over this music I don’t listen to and I don’t wanna get with you… Over dis miusik a’ don’ lisen tu anay don’ wuana gue’ wuit’ yiu
So tell my friends that I’ll be over here… So tel may frends dara’l bi ouve’ ji-e’

Oh oh oh here oh oh oh here oh oh oh… Oh oh oh ji-er oh oh oh ji-er oh oh oh
I ask myself what am I doing here?… Ay ask ma’self wuaramay duin’ ji-er?
Oh oh oh here oh oh oh here… Oh oh oh ji-er oh oh oh ji-er
And I can’t wait till we can break up outta here… Enay ken’ wuei’ til wui can breikap auraji-er

Excuse me if I seem a little unimpressed with this… Ecskius mi ifay siim a lirel animpres’ wuit dis
An anti-social pessimist but usually I don’t mess with this… An antisoushal pesimis’ ba’ yiushualy a’ don’ mess wuit dis
And I know you mean only the best and… Enay nou yiu miin only de best en’
Your intentions aren’t to bother me… Yio’ intenshons aren’ tu boder mi
But honestly I’d rather be… Ba’ ‘onestly a’ ratder bi
Somewhere with my people we can kick it and just listen… Somwuer wuit ma’ pipol wui can kiket an’ yios’ lisen
To some music with the message (like we usually do)… Tu som’ miusik wuit de mesa-shh (laik wui yiushualy du)
And we’ll discuss our big dreams… An’ wui’ diskas aor big dshriims
How we plan to take over the planet… Jao wui plan tu teik ouve’ de planet
So pardon my manners, I hope you’ll understand… So pardon may maners, a’ joup yiul andersten’
That I’ll be here… Dara’l bi ji-er
Not there in the kitchen with the girl… Not der in de kitchen wuit de guerl
Who’s always gossiping about her friends… Jus olwueys gosipin’ abao ‘er frends
So tell them I’ll be here… So tel dem a’l bi jiir
Right next to the boy who’s throwing up cause… Rai’ necst tu de boy jus trowuin’ ap cos
He can’t take what’s in his cup no more… Ji ken teik wuats in ‘is cap no mor
Oh God why am I here?… Oh Gad wuay amay ji-er?

Oh oh oh here oh oh oh here oh oh oh
I ask myself what am I doing here?
Oh oh oh here oh oh oh here
And I can’t wait till we can break up outta here

Hours later congregating next to the refrigerator… Aors leirer congregueirin’ necst tu de refriyereiror
Some girl’s talking bout her haters… Som guerls tokin’ bao’ ‘er jeirers
She ain’t got none… Shi ein’ gat non
How did it ever come to this… Jao diret eve’ com’ dis
I shoulda never come to this… A’ shura neve’ com’ tu dis
So holla at me I’ll be in the car when you’re done… So jala at mi a’l bi in de car wuen yior don
I’m standoffish, don’t want what you’re offering… A’m estandofish, don’ wuan’ wuat yior oferrin’
And I’m done talking… Anam don tokin
Awfully sad it had to be that way… Oofuly sad i’ jad tu bi dat wuey
So tell my people when they’re ready that I’m ready… So tel ma’ pipol wuen deer reedy daram reedy
And I’m standing by the TV with my beanie low… Ena’m estendin’ bay de TiVi wuit ma’ bini lo’
Yo I’ll be over here… Yio a’l bi ouve’ ji’

Oh oh oh here oh oh oh here oh oh oh
I ask myself what am I doing here?
Oh oh oh here oh oh oh here
And I can’t wait till we can break up outta here

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh