One, two, three, four

When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
‘Cause I move a little slow when I dance
I can count on you after all that we’ve been through
‘Cause I know that you’ll always understand

I won’t act my age, no, I won’t act my age… Ay wuon’ act may eich, no, ay wuon’ act ma’ eich
No, I’ll still feel the same around you… No, ayl estil fiil de seim arraun’ yiu
Hey!… Jey!

When I’m fat and old and my kids think I’m a joke
‘Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to
‘Cause I know that you truly understand

I won’t act my age, no, I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no, I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same and you will, too… No, ayl estil fiil de seim n’ yiu wuil tuu
Hey!

When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out
We’ll still stay up ‘til morning
We’ll throw the after-party, oh, yeah, oh, yeah

I won’t act my age, no, I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same around you
I won’t act my age, no, I won’t act my age
No, I’ll still feel the same and you will, too
Hey!